Party in the Hague! The Netherlands conquered Brazil, and they didn’t even play that great! But Brazil played even worse as soon as they were behind. At that point all the Dutch had to do was watch them self-destruct. Netherlands taking over!

Uruguay won a cheap victory over Ghana, so they get a cheap video featuring some sort of 80s throwback track. I have no idea if this is even Uruguayan music or not, youtube says it is, and that’s about the maximum amount of due diligence I have the patience for with this team.

Germany’s young team crushes old idols. Funky handicap indeed.

Remember, how I said that I would take any excuse to post a video of the Ex? Well, Spain’s victory over Paraguay will count for that too. This is a track from their record/book release, 1936, which is a document of the Spanish anarchists’ struggle against Franco.

Stay tuned for the semi-finals tomorrow!